My roommates rock...

...for four reasons:

1. “I really wish the ‘T’ in T-Pain stood for Thomas. That way he could name his next album Common Sense.”

2. “There’s this weird Asian guy in my Math lab that walks up and down and always has his head to one side. He’s the most socially awkward person I’ve ever met. So this guy and my friend were working on a Math lab project and they needed a third person for their group. The weird kid literally looks around and calls out ‘Looking for party!’”

3. They are the whitest people on the planet and they have a large poster of deceased hip hop artists on their wall (next to a poster of Dora the Explorer, but that's another story).
4. Moments like this.