Written while not paying to attention to my GHIST professor in discussion. His name? Literally, no fucking joke: Dr. Bland.
When referring to speech, lacking intonation or emotion.
But his man
This professor
This doctor of American history
is beyond the mere definition of the word.
He is indescribable
Bland would have been a compliment
His lectures weren't just droning, they were slow!
S - L - O- W type slow
he spoke and you already knew what he was going to say a quarter of the way through
His drawl, delightfully southern but unbearable smug
Clean & Educated sounding
But it's the tone at the end of every phrase that begged for a pencil tracheotomy
Smug is the word that comes to mind.
That "Everything I say is gold" tone
And the facial to boot.
That's it.
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