This is getting out of hand...

First, I apologize for not having written in a while. I've been ridiculously busy. Between planning and practicing for my school's Asian Student Union Culture Show, helping to found the Word is Born Poet's Society on campus, and actually giving a shit about my classes, there's been little time for lallygagging (aside from the topic of this entry).

Second, I'm pretty much a NERF addict. I went to COSTCO to buy rice, eggs, and toilet paper. I walked out of the store with rice, eggs, toilet paper, and a NERF Vulcan EBF-25. Now, let me explain. I had already had my eye on this thing from surfing the web. It usually goes for over $40. I walked by it and knew I didn't have the money for it, but then I took second look at the price tag. $35, son! It was on.

So yeah, now it's sharing time:

Truly beautiful

Mere seconds of firing renders a path unpassable. Truly, this is non-lethal firepower at its finest. It makes me want to cry.

There is also a video of me in the store battling my conscience over the purchase of said weapon. We know who won out, but I'll have the video up later when I'm not too lazy to upload it.